#adult things

[yukaro353]

I saw some new Linko art ya made and it made me wanna ask a question:

What NSFW headcanons do you have for this ship?

Your question is very useful to me, I even have an image that supports everything jsjs

🫀

I see Lin as a dominant woman, she likes to take control of the situation, the feeling of control is something that gives her a lot of pleasure, she hardly lets go of that role.

Mako, on the other hand, is a bit softer, a bit vanilla, and isn't afraid to try new things. However, contrary to what his history indicates, he isn't someone with too much sexual experience, with his previous partners he stayed within the limits.

When they start getting intimate it's a slow process, like they're feeling their way through a minefield, Mako doesn't want to do anything that will upset Lin and Lin doesn't want to discover another age gap.

However, the heat of the situation begins to escalate and they discover that they have very good chemistry (Very good)

Mako fits into Lin's rhythm, and she loses her suspicions fairly quickly, at first leaning on one or two glasses of alcohol because Lin is Lin and she is rigid as a wall, but some liquor in her blood brings out her more sincere sides.

Of course, they usually do it in very random places, they don't know how but they end up generating a certain taste for consummating the act in any place that is not a room. At parties where they disappear, Lin's office when night has fallen, even in some corner of the city in the middle of a patrol.

They must learn to stop... But that will take time too.

[nemfrog]

Adult. Insects and Diseases of Trees in the South. 1989. Cottonwood borer.

Internet Archive

[jawesomesauce]

Job interview tomorrow and I feel sick with anxiety. 🥲🥲🥲

[gothcowgf]

Why is accessibility with sex toys not a selling point? I have a problem with my wrist, and everything requires me to have my wrist bent weird in order for it to go inside me, or for me to use it and it is really frustrating

[succubus-hansol]

Friends I'm going clubbing tonight, wish me luck

The last time went clubbing was for my 21st and barely remember that night 🤠

[sad-girl-shit11]

“I hate *enter any female character older than thirty who has a personality, some bad qualities, and isn’t a pushover or side character just for the plot*, she’s just so rude!”

Have you considered that she’s just a girl???

“But she’s older, she should know better!!”

Have you considered that girlhood doesn’t have an age restriction. Or that all girls are “just girls” till we are “just dead”??

[prosperdemeter2]

First day, new job 🥳

[swifteainthesummer]

I'm out of the dentist :') I'm so proud of myself. I'm going to cry but not because it went badly but because the people working there were SO SWEET I can't even fathom it. I am so freaking relieved. I've been going to tons of different dentists since I was 5 cause I've had a lot of issues and I've never been somewhere where the doctors and nurses where not just plainly rude to me ( yes, even at a kids specialized dentist at 5). I am so grateful for these humans

[cowboyjen68]

Taxes. You CAN do this!

To those of you who have not filed your taxes (Deadline is tomorrow) or who are putting it off because it is too complex I have some good news. I paid a CPA for years, sometimes 200.00 or more to do my taxes. My parents helped me or did them for years and then, once married, I was convinced they were too complicated for me to handle. Most of us, even me with three jobs, a chiild and owning a home etc, are eligible for free tax preperation. Certainly we should not be paying 200 some bucks to some service that is just following along the same form we could be doing for ourselves.

TODAY go to irs.gov. There is an application to ask for an extension. FILL IT OUT. Get yourself more time to avoid loosing money in fees and penalties.

The IRS site will ask you some questions to help you find a FREE or discounted service to file your taxes on line. Look for a site that does your state (some list specific states and others say all states) for free if you file your federal with them and you can do it all at once.

If you don't have access to your tax records from last year you can contact the company you used last year OR follow the link they provide to access/set up your IRS account. This is good to have in any case because there is lots of good information about your income etc on there. It takes some back and forth on your phone/computer (you need a smart phone for quick IDME set up but there are other options). You can also get all your information off of the hard copies from the previous year.

Once you choose the right tax prep account from the IRS suggstions you simply follow the easy instructions and match my the form number listed on the tax papers mailed to you by your bank, employers, etc. Match the box numbers as you go. It is really a easy process if you just follow the numbers of each box. You will need your checking account and bank routing number for direct deposit AND your Adjusted Gross income (on last years tax form OR available from the IRS/you preparer) AND the "over payment" ie REFUND From state and federal last year. (Also available on your irs site or on the forms form last year).

They email and or text confirmation and if there is an issue they give you the specific space that needs correcting.

You CAN do this!

ALSO> rememeber to have your tax exemption 0 going forward to insure taxes are withheld all year so you are less likely to owe. (DO not claim yourself).

AND remember you can deduct your Vehicle registration from many state taxes (you will need the title OR at least the cost you pay, year, and WEIGHT of the model you own-I was able to google the weight using the year and model).

If you get hung up the IRS also lists free services to help you. Many libraries and local social sevices entities will have information on the free filing help.

[moonandpearlcoffee]

The feminine urge to buy a PS5 for Baldur's Gate 3. So I can live my little bi dreams in a pretty fantasy world. 😍🥰🎀🩷🎮✨💖

[areyoudreaminof]

I’m so tired of worrying about money. It keeps me up at night, it makes me sick to my stomach. It’s physically and mentally exhausting.

[me-is-confused]

How weirdly accomplished as an adult you feel when you buy your first own piece of furniture 😂

[jawesomesauce]

Writing a statement of purpose for a graduate school application!!!

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Dustin: Why can't I come to your and Eddie's sleepover?

Steve: We're going to be doing adult things there- not stuff for you

Later that night-

Eddie and Steve *stay up howling at the moon and watching cartoons*

[littleshopofchaos]

I don't know why, please dont judge me but i just searched up sex toys for the first time in my life for something im writing and i was actually really pleasently suprised at the prices of some of the toys, like theyre actually affordable?? I don't know why i was expecting shit to be in triple digits??

[itgetsdark-x]

gotta present to a room full of people tomorrow and tell everyone my story / journey with my ocd 🫠 y’all why did I agree to this? I hate public speaking and can feel my voice shaking with nerves already.